May
25
2010
9

A Hero of an Age to come

This was on my Facebook wall. I love Olga. With her enthusiasm, she will be a winner. What about you guys?

Olga posted something on your Wall and wrote:

“Today, I decided that I had to take pharmacy back. Over the last 18 years of traversing the globe working in hospital, retail and in clinical research I have realized the reason pharmacies are a shambles today- is because pharmacists have become lazy. No one wants to take responsibility for our profession. I have vowed to open up a pharmacy over the next 4 months- I don’t know how I am going to do it- But, I am. It is unacceptable to me that my education of compounding, dispensing, and OTC knowledge should be overshadowed by GNC- no one knows the medicinal chemistry I know nor the biochemistry……only question I have is how does a woman do it alone? Any pharmacists interested?”
Updated e-mail address
ospathis@gmail.com

Written by Jim Plagakis in: Jp Enlarged |
May
23
2010
2

A Hero of an Age Lost.

The pharmacist Harry Arvidson led an oddly atavistic professional life toward the end of his life. Harry was never happy with the Durham-Humphrey Amendment. He didn’t like filling prescriptions for shiny manufactured pills of uniform strengths. So, he didn’t do it.

He was an active pharmacist though. In the basement of his modest home, Harry maintained a complete compounding laboratory. He made all kinds of preparations. He had labels professionally printed and made 100 bottle batches of ointments and lotions.
He was manufacturing and would be in trouble in 2010, but this was the mid 1950s. Older pharmacists knew what pharmacists were supposed to do, so Harry made a humble income from his products.

He always ate lunch right at noon. He made me a grilled cheese sandwich one day when I stopped by to help him clean equipment. He served Campbell’s tomato soup. I was just a kid. A stock boy at Cook Drug. Harry asked me if my mother was right. She said that I wanted to be a pharmacist.

“I guess,” I answered.

He was making vanilla milk shakes in a blender. “Do you know who Fred Waring is, Jimmy?”

“I don’t think so.” I could actually smell the vanilla. In a tall clear glass bottle. The extract was made by Parke Davis and there was a vanilla bean in the bottle.

“Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians?”

“I don’t……”

“A famous band leader, Jimmy and Fred Waring is a pharmacist and he invented this thing.” He turned on the Waring Blender.

Harry’s signature product was “Miracle Rub”. It was a strong liniment that sold well in pint bottles. Lawsie Welch, the local 80 year old strong man, would hawk it during his shows. Lawsie lifted huge weights for a man that old, his sinewy body straining, his old muscles sticking out like cords, no fat around them.

Harry was a mentor to me of the old ways. Sort of like the elder Indian sitting at the campfire with the children grouped around. Harry would not give up. I went to pharmacy school already knowing that you have to levigate the sulfur with mineral oil if you expected to get a creamy, elegant product with Aquaphor. Harry was a hero.

Harry died when I was in college. No one told me. I found out on a trip to Ashtabula. It was like a stake in my heart. I never
said “Goodbye.”

Written by Jim Plagakis in: Jp Enlarged |
May
18
2010
3

The Chemical Stepford Wives

Victoria and I are hitting the road for a few days. Port Aransas, Corpus, possibly South Padre Island. We are just getting away.
Here is something to chew on. Men really did get “Stepford Wives” via the Premarin tube.

Menopause, as Brought To You by Big Pharma

By NATASHA SINGER AND DUFF WILSON The New York Times
Published: December 13, 2009

MILLIONS of American women in the 1990s were told they could help their bodies ward off major illness by taking menopausal hormone drugs. Some medical associations said so. Many gynecologists and physicians said so. Respected medical journals said so, too.

Along the way, television commercials positioned hormone drugs as treatments for more than hot flashes and night sweats — just two of the better-known symptoms of menopause, which is technically defined as commencing one year after a woman’s last menstrual cycle.

One commercial about estrogen loss by the drug maker Wyeth featured a character named Dr. Heartman in a white coat discussing research into connections between menopause and heart disease, Alzheimer’s disease and blindness.

”When considering menopause, consider the entire body of evidence,” Dr. Heartman said. ”Speak to your doctor about what you can do to help protect your health during and after menopause.”

Connie Barton, then a medical office assistant in Peoria, Ill., was one woman who responded to such messages. She says she took Prempro, a hormone drug made by Wyeth, from 1997, when she was 53, until 2002, when she received a diagnosis of breast cancer. As part of her cancer treatment, she had a mastectomy to remove her left breast.

Now Ms. Barton, who said in an interview that she used Prempro in part because her doctor told her it could help prevent heart disease and dementia, is one of more than 13,000 people who have sued Wyeth over the last seven years, claiming in courts across the country that its menopause drugs caused breast cancer and other problems.

The suits also assert, based on recently unsealed court documents, that Wyeth oversold the benefits of menopausal hormones and failed to properly warn of the risks.

In October, a jury in a Pennsylvania state court awarded Ms. Barton $75 million in punitive damages from Wyeth on top of compensatory damages of $3.75 million.

The drug giant Pfizer, which absorbed Wyeth and its hormone drugs in a merger this year, says that Prempro is a safe, federally approved drug that did not cause Ms. Barton’s breast cancer. Chris Loder, a Pfizer spokesman, says Wyeth acted responsibly by including a clear warning about a breast cancer risk on Prempro labels and by updating the warning as new evidence emerged.

Mr. Loder also notes that Pfizer plans to appeal every product-liability case on menopausal drugs it loses, including Ms. Barton’s.
While Wyeth has faced periodic complaints about its blockbuster menopause drugs, the latest lawsuits have turned the company’s menopausal hormone franchise into the kind of case study dissected at Ivy League business schools. Lawyers have made some documents public in the suits, and The New York Times and the nonprofit Public Library of Science filed successful motions to unseal thousands of documents in July.

To be sure, even some doctors who think hormone therapy has risks say it is the most effective treatment for symptoms directly associated with menopause.

The documents that have surfaced in the Wyeth cases offer a rare glimpse inside the file cabinets and hard drives of a major drug company. And the cases demonstrate the importance of litigation in detailing exactly how drug makers operate their businesses, says Dr. Jerome L. Avorn, a professor of medicine at Harvard Medical School who has written about the subject in The Journal of the American Medical Association.
”The information coming out in litigation helps us understand how a belief in a ‘protective benefit’ of estrogens on the heart was able to spread like wildfire through the medical community,” says Dr. Avorn, who is not involved in the Wyeth litigation.

MENOPAUSAL hormone therapy has long been pitched as a way to stave off what some doctors viewed as the undesirable aspects of female aging.
In the popular 1966 book ”Feminine Forever,” Dr. Robert A. Wilson, a gynecologist, used disparaging descriptions of aging women

(”flabby,” ”shrunken,” ”dull-minded,” ”desexed”) to upend the prevailing idea of menopause as a normal stage of life. Women and their physicians, Dr. Wilson wrote, should regard menopause as a degenerative disease that could be prevented or cured with the use of hormone drugs.

”No woman can be sure of escaping the horror of this living decay,” Dr. Wilson wrote. ”There is no need for either valor or pretense. The need is for hormones.”

Premarin had been available for decades, but Dr. Wilson’s book propelled the idea of hormone ”replacement” into the popular consciousness and onto physicians’ prescription pads. The revivifying drugs promised to inhibit the ravages of time on the appearance and the psyche, Dr. Wilson wrote.

As the popularity of estrogen grew, an increasing number of women developed cancer of the uterine lining, the endometrium. In 1975, an F.D.A. panel concluded there was a link between Premarin and endometrial cancer. The company then sent a letter to doctors trying to mitigate such concerns, documents show.

”Dear Doctor,” wrote Dr. John B. Jewell, at the time the medical director of Ayerst, the Wyeth predecessor. ”It would be simplistic indeed to attribute an apparent increase in the diagnosis of endometrial carcinoma solely to estrogen therapy.” Women may still receive ”proven benefits,” he wrote, by using ”the lowest maintenance dose needed to control the menopausal symptoms.” He added that the company planned to study the issue further.

F.D.A. officials then met with company officials, saying they were ”incensed” that the letter was ”intended to obfuscate the issues,” according to a 1976 memo signed by the F.D.A. and the company. The F.D.A. said it would issue a bulletin saying there was a clear link between estrogen therapy and endometrial cancer. In 1976, the maker of Premarin added a warning to the label about the risk of endometrial cancer.
But the company never conducted further studies on the risk of developing endometrial cancer, according to the St. Louis appeals court decision.
The company instead focused its risk research on the possibility of breast cancers associated with hormone replacement therapy. But two studies published in the mid-1970s in The New England Journal of Medicine reported that taking estrogen therapy had increased the risk of endometrial cancer by at least five times.

Reports in 1975 about endometrial cancer ”resulted in a precipitous decrease in estrogen use,” according to a history of hormone therapy in The American Journal of Medicine in 2005.

In 1980, researchers at Boston University Medical Centerestimated that the use of hormone therapy had caused more than 15,000 cases of endometrial cancer in the United States between 1971 and 1975 alone.

”This represents one of the largest epidemics of serious iatrogenic disease” — meaning disease caused by physician-administered treatments — ”that has ever occurred in this country,” the authors wrote. (Mr. Loder said Pfizer was not familiar with that report.)

Today, physicians prescribe Premarin to women who have had hysterectomies and therefore are not at risk for endometrial cancer.
BY the mid-1990s, after a few studies had reported a protective effect of hormone drugs on the heart, Wyeth had begun to reposition menopausal hormone therapy as a preventive health choice that could help inhibit heart disease and other maladies, according to court documents.
That marketing strategy coincided with the introduction of Wyeth’s new combination hormone drug Prempro, which included a progestin hormone to keep estrogen from causing excessive cell growth in the uterine lining.

In one commercial from a Wyeth research institute, the model Lauren Hutton runs down a beach and warns of the health risks of estrogen loss.
”My doctor said if you don’t replace estrogen that you lose at menopause, your risk for certain age-related diseases could increase,” Ms. Hutton said in the commercial. In a voice-over, a narrator told viewers about studies looking into the connections between menopause and heart disease, memory loss and sight loss.

”Believe me,” Ms. Hutton said, ”the time to protect your future is now.”

Sally Beatty, a spokeswoman for Pfizer, said this was a ”help seeking” ad, of the type encouraged by the F.D.A. She added that the promotion did not mention any specific drugs, not did it suggest that drugs could cure the ailments described.
The labels for Premarin and Prempro at the time said the drugs were approved to treat moderate to severe symptoms of menopause like hot flashes, night sweats and vaginal dryness and to prevent osteoporosis.

But Wyeth also positioned its menopausal hormone drugs as having larger protective benefits, court documents show.
Wyeth used proxies to promote a wide range of health benefits from hormone therapy, paying millions of dollars to influential doctors and medical groups and helping them develop abstracts for medical conferences and articles for medical journals, according to court documents.
The company also paid $12 million to sponsorcontinuing medical education programs from 2002 through 2006 at the University of Wisconsin, Madison. The programs, including an assertion that the Women’s Health Initiative and another heart-risk study ”miss the mark on quality of life,” reached thousands of doctors.

Doctors were aware in the 1990s that hormone therapy could increase a woman’s risk of breast cancer, says Dr. Carol Bates, the director of the primary care program at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center in Boston.

But based on the results of observational studies that had been published, many physicians, herself included, believed that the drugs’ ostensible ability to reduce heart attacks and perhaps Alzheimer’s would outweigh a breast cancer risk, she says.

”In the 1990s, there was actually tremendous pressure to put women on hormone therapy, and it came from a good place,” Dr. Bates says. ”But it was taken a bit to the extreme.”

HORMONE therapy — aimed at the symptoms it effectively treats and with full disclosure about its possible risks — has many advocates. Dr. Lynne T. Shuster, the director of the women’s health clinic at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn., says such regimens can be very worthwhile for treating hot flashes, night sweats and vaginal dryness associated with menopause.
And some users agree.

Irene Fisher, a kitchen and bath designer in Baldwin, N.Y., says she has been taking Prempro for 16 years to control hot flashes and night sweats.
”I always feel good when I take it,” she says. The benefits are worth a small risk, Ms. Fisher says, adding that she has an annual mammogram to check for breast cancer and that ”I think you have to know your own body.”

But many women were not so fully informed in the 1990s.

In 1996, for example, a federal study reported that breast cancer risk may have been ”substantially underestimated.” Wyeth reacted with plans to dismiss it as ”just one more paper,” and try to ”overshadow” it by directing journalists to other studies, according to documents cited in the court of appeals decision in Missouri.

In 1997, Wyeth began working with DesignWrite, a company in Princeton, N.J., that is paid by drug makers to develop manuscripts for publication in medical journals. The specific objective of a publication plan for Premarin was to ”increase physician awareness on the multitude of benefits that hormone replacement therapy provides” and ”diminish the negative perceptions associated with estrogens and cancer,” according to a 1997 DesignWrite proposal prepared for Wyeth.

Over the next decade, Wyeth paid DesignWrite to prepare at least 60 articles for publication in medical journals on the potential benefits of hormone therapy for cardiovascular disease, Alzheimer’s disease, diabetes, colon cancer, vision loss and other health problems, the court documents show.

In response to an e-mail query, Michael Platt, president of DesignWrite, wrote that the articles were all medically and scientifically accurate and valid and peer reviewed.

But Wyeth’s and DesignWrite’s effort hit an obstacle in 2002 when researchers reported the results of the Women’s Health Initiative.
The National Institutes of Health ultimately decided to start using the term ”menopausal hormone therapy” instead of ”hormone replacement therapy,” says Marcia L. Stefanick, a professor of medicine at the Stanford University medical school who was principal investigator on the Women’s Health Initiative study at her institution.

While the drugs are effective at treating symptoms like hot flashes, she says, the word ”replacement” implies that women need hormone drugs after menopause. ”But there is no good evidence that women need this after menopause,” Professor Stefanick says.

In 2003, Wyeth added a ”black box” warning to the label saying Prempro should not be prescribed to prevent cardiovascular disease.
The same year, the F.D.A. approved a lower dose version of Prempro so women would have more options.

Today, many doctors who once offered hormone therapy to women without symptoms like hot flashes limit the use of the drug to those with symptoms, prescribing low doses for a short time.

”Right now, the big difference is we do not recommend hormone therapy for good health or health promotion or anti-aging,” says Dr. Shuster of the Mayo Clinic.

And even with lower-dose hormones, doctors do not have a uniform view on what constitutes the optimal duration.

Dr. Adriane Fugh-Berman, an associate professor at the medical school of Georgetown University, considers both Premarin and Prempro examples of drugs that gained widespread popularity before science had established the full extent of their risks.

”Where there has always been a push is where there isn’t data,” says Dr. Fugh-Berman, who has been a paid expert witness for plaintiffs in the hormone litigation. ”Now, low-dose hormones are being pushed.”

LIKE Dr. Wilson, the gynecologist in the 1960s who identified the evils of menopause, contemporary voices are advocating hormones as an anti-aging treatment.

The actress Suzanne Somers, for example, has identified her own lineup of maladies, which she calls the Seven Dwarves of Menopause: ”Itchy. Bitchy. Sweaty. Sleepy. Bloated. Forgetful. All Dried Up.’

In books with titles like ”The Sexy Years” and ”Ageless,” Ms. Somers has promoted the use of ”bio-identical” hormones, which can be prescribed by doctors in customized doses and can be prepared individually by pharmacies.

But Dr. Shuster of the Mayo Clinic says the hormones have not been extensively studied for safety and efficacy. And, unlike branded hormone therapy, she says, they have not been approved by the F.D.A.

Women, Dr. Shuster says, should not assume that compounded hormones are safer than F.D.A.-approved menopausal hormone drugs. Nevertheless, with sales of more than two million books, Ms. Somers has become a menopause guru to millions.

”I think I had a lot to do with making the word ‘menopause’ mentionable,” Ms. Somers, 63, said in a phone interview last week. She said the compounded hormones were safe, and she sent some articles from medical journals to back up her point.

In fact, much of Ms. Somers’s description of menopause as a deficiency that can be rebalanced with hormones sounds like a modern take on ”Feminine Forever.”

”Hormones,” Ms. Somers said last week, ”are the juice of life.”

Written by Jim Plagakis in: Jp Enlarged |
May
17
2010
2

The Russians Are Coming

I have been getting private e-mails from Russian Pharmacists.  They ask lots of questions.  This is an answer to: “What is the difference between a drug store and a pharmacy?”

Хранилище наркотиков является большой магазин, который имеет меньше аптека-отдел.  Традиционно аптеки продают общего товарами.  Sun очки, косметика, закуска пищевых продуктов.  Тем не менее аптека всегда была центре, суть дела.

Сеть аптек являются многих торговых точек, принадлежащих одной компании.  Некоторые из этих компаний продавать автомобильных аккумуляторов.  Я даю этот пример, чтобы показать разнообразие.  До сих пор. для большинства цепей, аптека, я до сих пор основной бизнес.

Супер рынки.  Очень крупные магазины.  Эти компании хотят аптека отделения.  Тем не менее аптека не суть бизнеса в продуктовый магазин, далеко от него.

Большой коробке магазинов, как Wal-Mart.  Аптека является всего лишь еще один продвижение.  Они используют аптека привлечь клиентов.  Компании, как Wal-Mart застрял ставку в сердце аптека.  Мы восстановит?  Можно восстановить мы?  Мы увидим, мои друзья России.  Мы увидим.

Okay, Marguerite, I can see that Microsoft Office does an okay job, but not exactly the syntax intended.  I was going to tease awhile, but here is the English.  I hope the Russians can read the English.  For a chuckle, click on the comments and see what Beloved Parrot’s translating software did to this.

A drug store is a large store that has a smaller pharmacy department.  Traditionally, drug stores sell general merchandise.  Sun glasses, cosmetics, snack foods.  Still, the pharmacy has always been the center, the core of the business.

Chain drug stores are many outlets owned by the same company.  Some of these companies sell car batteries.  I give that example to show the diversity.  Still. for most chains, the pharmacy is still the core of the business.

Super Markets.  Very large grocery stores.  These companies want to have pharmacy departments.  However, the pharmacy is NOT the core of a grocery store’s business, far from it.

Big box stores like Wal-Mart.  The pharmacy is just another promotion.  They use the pharmacy to bring in customers.  Companies like Wal-Mart have stuck a stake into the heart of pharmacy.  Will we recover?  Can we recover?  We will see, my Russian friends.  We will see. 

Written by Jim Plagakis in: Jp Enlarged |
May
02
2010
12

Does Pharmacy Need a 21st Century Hubert Humphrey?

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To be considered for OTC status, medications MUST meet the following FDA criteria:

            Their benefits outweigh their risks

            The potential for misuse and abuse is low

            The person can use them for self-diagnosed conditions

            They can be adequately labeled

            Health practitioners are not needed for the safe and effective use of the          product

How about Monistat (Miconazole OTC in 1993) and Vagistat-1 (Tioconazole OTC in 1997)?  Is Aunt Maggie’s counseling good enough or should these products be designated “Behind the Counter”?

We must get off our duffs and begin a strong and aggressive campaign to advocate for a Behind the Counter class of drugs.  The class that can only be sold after pharmacist consultation or sold under the supervision of a pharmacist.  Not just pseudoephedrine and Plan B.  Those two are BTC for reasons other than therapeutics.

The FDA has visited the idea that there are drugs that should be sold only under the supervision of a pharmacist many times since the 1970s.   The last time was in the winter of 2007.  The FDA panel thought it was a really good idea, but the subject just wilted.

The opponents, of course as always, were the AMA and other physician groups.  Don’t they have enough to do?  They will be rich no matter what.  They cannot give proper attention to patients with minor complaints as it is.  There febrile attempts to hold onto power and keep the medical pyramid spikey are ridiculous. 

Nurse Practitioners, Physican’s Assistants and properly trained Certified Pharmacists will be carrying much of the primary care load.  The young doctors who are residents at UTMB are 7 to 3 headed for jobs as employees.  I have talked to them.  The seven are not the least bit interested in a Fee for Service practice.  They throw out places like Kaiser Permanente, Group Health, MD Anderson and The Cleveland Clinic.  They are head to being employees where they get vacations, holidays, a 401k, good benefits and home for dinner. 

So, how is it that that small 20th Century model group is holding up our BTC Class of drugs?

The differentiation of Rx Only and OTC was mandated by the 1954 Durham-Humphrey Amendment.  Hubert Humphrey, a pharmacist from Minnesota, effectively gave birth to Big Pharma and put pharmacists in a subservient role to physicians.  Perhaps we should not depend on the FDA in this matter.  Are there any pharmacists in Congress?  A BTC class would benefit patients.  Period.

My poster child class is the products for vulvovaginal candidasis.  You know, the products that can be sold at grocery stores, truck stops and Seven-Eleven.  You the ones, the ones that if used wrongly when the patient has a bacterial infection can end up in Pelvic Inflammatory Disease and  infertility.

 

Tell me why a pharmacist should not be in the loop when these drugs are sold?

You are not idiots so you are not going to argue that Aunt Maggie’s suggestion, “Get that Moneystat stuff, Brenda.  Worked for me, baby.”

You would know enough to ask if there is a discharge.  Would Maggie?  You would ask if it is colored or white and a little like cottage cheese.  No Aunt Maggie.  Moneystat worked for her.  If the discharge is brown with an odor, you’d send Brenda right to the doc.  Pharmacists act as the point guard for triage every single day.  

Tell us your thoughts.  A Behind the Counter class of drugs can, instantly, enhance our professional standing.  It can reward us for our relative skills and knowledge.  It can also put the power for the profession right back in the hands of pharmacists.

My poster class of drugs has irked me for years.  Ortho fought to get Moneystat OTC because of MONEY.  All they cared about was selling a bunch of it.  They did not care about Brenda never having children.

What is your poster child class?

Next question:  Can a small, armed with data, committed group of pharmacists make a dent in this?  Are you willing to play?

Written by Jim Plagakis in: Jp Enlarged |
May
01
2010
0

A New Age For Pharmacy

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Billy Bill Bourgeois Announced Aggressive Building Plan.  We will have the largest chain of Combo Car Wash and Pharmacies in Louisiana or any damn place in the U S of A.”

Billy Bill Bourgeois opened up the first Billy Bill’s Car Wash and Free-Antibiotics-and-We-Take-Coupons Pharmacy in Bayou Absurde, Louisiana. “We have our eye on the Texas Gulf of Mexico Coast by 2012,” Billy Bill said. He stuck an icy Abita beer in this reporter’s right hand and a paper plate of Cajun Crawfish and Fried Twinkies in my left hand. Billy Bill flashed his famous pearly white grin. He burped and said, “Get your Reescription mixed while your car is detailed. I’m tellin’ you, boy, this is gonna make Billy Bill a fine piece of change.”yes!”

This is the same Billy Bill Bourgeois who starred in the Hollywood hit ALIEN PIGS FROM THE MARECAGE. It was in Cajun French with English subtitles. If you remember the denouement, Billy Bill’s character SIMON SCHIZOPHRENE
fights the evil pig with human characteristics named BOAR BUSKA in the car wash flapping blankets section. The hot hose man lay dead with his hot hose squirting steam. One of the most endearing scenes was when SIMON knelt beside the hot hose man and unraveled the killing hose from the boy’s crushed neck. His head flopped like a broken doll’s. The hissing and grunting sounds of the car wash filled the theater. Simon lifted the boy and said the defining line of one of the most brilliant moving pictures of the 20th Century.

“I knew your mother 16 years ago. We hit the Spectacle Drive-In and saw a loser movie, Forest Dump, I think it was.”
Simon raised his head and a tear dripped from his left eye. “It’s too bad you are dead, cuz I’m your father, Beau. I’m your father”

There was not a dry eye in the house. Women were bawling. A red neck from Alabama clubbed his 12 year old son on the side of the head, “You ain’t no girl, boy, now shut up that cryin’”

I met the pharmacist. She was handing out coupons by the retail section selling Simonize. The coupons proved that Billy Bill Bourgeois is a genius. A transferred prescription got you a full detail for your car, a ham and one night and two days at the porno-TV-in-your-room Motel Roule near the French Quarter in New Orleans.

“I’ve given out ten hams already this morning to 10 big old boys,” the pharmacist said proudly. Ten prescriptions transferred from Dudley’s Independent Drug Store. She leaned aagainst me and whispered, “Four of them were Viagra. They wanted the motel coupon for tonight.” She had a little girl’s giggle. Charming. Then she patted me on the ass.

When I asked her where she had worked in the past, she rattled off these names. Rite-Aid, Albertsons, Osco,
CVS, Wal-Mart, Kroger, Longs, Thrifty Drugs, PayLess, Sav-On, Bartells, Safeway, Medco and a year at the Mayo Clinic.

“Mayo Clinic?”

“Yessir, I was a clinicial Pharm D in charge of IV infusions for Canadian Eskimos with veriphoma caused by Seal blubber tainted with Arctic oil.”

The reason she took Billy Bill’s offer was the money. She rubbed her fingers together. “I’m a car wash pharmacy hooker,” she laughed. “I get $75.00 an hour plus bonus.”

Billy Bill brought me another cold Abita and took me into his small office. There were football pictures on the wall A young Billy Bill in the armour of 21xt Century America’s gladiators. He gave me a ham and a weekend’s worth of Motel Roule coupons. “Room 42″, he grinned salaciously, “Misty Beethoven, all day 24/7. You remember that scene at the opera where Misty hooks up with that Roethlisberger guy? Hardy, har, Jimmy Jim. Now that’s what I’m talking about.”

I asked Billy Bill why he expected to do well with a Car Wash and Pharmacy. He got suddenly stone-like.

“We’re gonna be small town, the bayou towns in the beginning. They’ll get their Reescriptions while they wait for a $50.00 detail on their rides”. He gave me a look, “Next comes BILLY BILL’S CAR WASH, FRIED SHRIMP AND CATFISH BEER JOINT AND FREE ANTIBIOTICS WE-TAKE-COUPONS PHARMACY.”

“IS THIS THE FUTURE OF PHARMACY, BILLY BILL?”

“Hell yes, Jimmy Jim, hell yes!”

Now, that’s what I’m talking about.

Written by Jim Plagakis in: Jp Enlarged |

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